1:45 p.m. — A caller from Nevada City Highway and Brunswick Road reported people drinking Coors Light. They agreed to move on.
[Coors Light will not be tolerated here!]
9:07 a.m. — A caller from the 18000 block of Starduster Lane reported a friend was refusing to return a weed trimmer.
[Some friend! The trials of domestic life.]
4:02 p.m. — A woman reported the sale of Halloween costumes at Kmart that closely resemble a Sheriff's deputy uniform.
[Does that say something about KMart or the uniform choices of the Sheriff's department?]
4:53 p.m. — A caller from the 100 block of Neal Street reported a man in a vehicle with a bong. He had a prescription.
[To use while in the car? Does driving make him stressed?]
7:47 p.m. — A caller from the 10000 block of Melody Road reported possible new illegal vehicle dismantling activity.
[Are they dismantling illegal vehicles, or illegally dismantling vehicles?]
12:37 p.m. — A caller from the 200 block of South School Street reported someone continues to set up a chair and computer in a carport.
[The scourge of carport computing continue to threaten.]
4:32 p.m. — A caller from the 200 block of Dorsey Drive reported a drunken man took a syringe and left, carrying a beer.
[Great ambiguity! Did he steal the beer as well, or was that his to start with?]
12:37 a.m. — A caller from the 10000 block of Leecrest Court reported three people with guns were trying to break into a residence. The caller was found to have been hallucinating due to medications.
[A hallucination oddly specific in its ability to provoke a police response.]
6:01 p.m. — A woman from Ridge Road reported hearing a gunshot from the entrance to Mautino Park. Another caller reported hearing an explosion at Mautino Park. The Fire Department investigated and found they were not needed. Public Works was advised to check out the nearby water plant.
[Now I want to know what goes on at the water plant.]
1:36 a.m. — A man from the 800 block of East Main Street reported a girl asked to use his telephone to call her parents but could not reach them. She left, possibly with a male on a bike with her. Police found the girl and arrested her.
[Because we cannot allow that sort of thing to go on... what did she do again?]