Grass Valley Police Blotter vol. XC

7:56 p.m. - A caller from a business on the 100 block of Mill Street reported a woman with a mullet hair style, a tattoo across her chest and large hoop earrings was refusing to leave. Police contacted the 26-year-old woman, advised her to leave, and she did.

[Is it still a mullet if it is a woman's hair? Wikipedia suggests the term "Fem-Mullet."]

8:45 p.m. - A caller from a business on the 200 block of West Main Street reported a large woman with a mullet and a tattoo across her chest committed vandalism. A bartender was holding her outside until police arrived. Officers arrested the 26-year-old woman on suspicion of vandalism, resisting arrest and public drunkenness.

[I think she must be taking the "party in the back" part too seriously.]

9:30 a.m. - A caller from downtown reported a man with no shoes yelling inappropriate things. Another caller reported the man was "doing cartwheels" in front of a business.

[And he has no shoes.]

5:53 p.m. - A caller from the 14000 block of Chisum Trail reported a neighbor threatened to plant oleanders along the fence and to poison the caller's horses, if the caller didn't move a pasture gate.

[Is threatening to plant oleanders really a threat?]

7:56 p.m. - A caller from Allison Ranch Road reported seeing several unknown white lights in varying patterns in the sky over Grass Valley and Nevada City. The lights were later determined to be revolving spotlights.

[No UFO report this week.]

4:18 - A person made a report in the lobby of a stolen cell phone.

[It has been a while since I have seen a cell phone big enough to have its own lobby.]

9:30 p.m. - A caller from the 10000 block of Alta Sierra Drive reported receiving annoying phone calls from a man she sold a puppy to last week.

[Was the puppy misrepresented as house broken?]

6:07 p.m. - A woman in the police station lobby reported her neighbor on Juan Way was terrorizing her. The neighbor shot a "wrist rocket" into the woman's windshield, damaging it. The "terrorism" was an ongoing issue. Police contacted the woman and determined there was no crime.

[Homeland Security can stand down.]

1 p.m. - A man called from the 14000 block of Pilot Peak Lane to report a person who was using the caller's easement to see his neighbor. The caller wanted to file indecent exposure charges against a woman.

[The weather still seems a bit chilly to start exposing ones self, indecently or otherwise.]

Source: The Union (http://www.theunion.com/)