Hard To Forget Blotter Items From 2006

A list of items published by The Union, showing that they too have a sense of humor about the blotter.

I think this might be the best one I missed over the course of the year:

At 10:15 a.m., a man called 911 three times from the 100 block of Dorsey Drive advising that someone had denied him love, and he requested assistance. Police made contact with the man and advised him of the proper use of 911.